so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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