The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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