If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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