he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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