Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
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He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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