remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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