So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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