so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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