doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
40s are totally the cure
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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