if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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