I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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