Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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