I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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