Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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