Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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