I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
They have beer where we have blood.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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