They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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