you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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