even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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