This girl is more easily done than said...
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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