No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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