Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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