come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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