Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
