And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Randomize
