whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I still have a little drunk in my system
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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