If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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