Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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