Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
NoShamevember. You game?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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