Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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