I must be too annoying 4 u.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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