In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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