So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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