She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
this will be a night to untag.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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