Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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