Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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