My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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