she is the kim kardashian of front butts
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
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too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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