when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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