I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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