She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
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I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I think my moral compass just broke
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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