If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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