I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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