He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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