What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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