Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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