Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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