that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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