You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
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In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
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I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
He did a backflip because drugs
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