I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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