So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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