Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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